Sourpuss.

Temperance is wickedness. // Stephen Fry

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos, via forgave)

hotguysandpizza:

in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination

(via amancane)